そっかそうなんどなるほど

Golden Bomber (ゴルデンボンバー)

Kill Your Ex-Boyfriend  (Moto Kare Korosu) (元カレ殺ス)

Lyrics English translation

Kill your ex-boyfriend

I want to kill your ex-boyfriend, because he got you dirty

You’re such a cute treasure, I won’t let anyone touch you

Ever since we met, there was a strong attraction between us; I dreamt every time I slept

Let’s forget all about what happened before we met! Don’t talk about old memories

I wonder why? The more I get to know you the more I hate him

I want to kill your ex-boyfriend, because he got you dirty

You’re such a cute treasure, I won’t let anyone touch you

I want to know, but I don’t want to hear it! My heart still feels like it’s breaking

It hurts! I know I don’t have to say it, but I’m so jealous of him (shit!*)—it’s like a whirlpool

You can kill my ex-girlfriend, if you’re nervous

My heart’s not going anywhere! I won’t let you go

Fuck! Fuck!

Kill your ex-boyfriend!

I want to kill your ex-boyfriend, once he’s kicked the bucket,

Let’s stay together, I won’t let you go

Ah, just like this, like this forever with you, let’s mock love together

I won’t go away, not even my bitterness; I won’t let you go. I won’t leave you.

*”Envy” is 嫉妬 (shitto) which of course sounds like “shit”

Arashi (嵐)

Monster

English translation

A little bit past 12 (OH NO!) a cruel MONSTER
In the moonlight in the dead of night (OH NO!) I am resurrected

I am awakened by your scream
I will lure you into this evening’s darkness, MONSTER

The frozen night creates us (WE ARE)
Behind you, WHO?
By the time you notice you’re already trapped
(MONSTER) There’s nowhere to escape to

(JUST ONE) Your hand (TWO) your lovely hand
(THREE, FOUR & FIVE) I wanna hold it and sleep

I was born for you
Let’s stay close together till dawn
Even if I lose all of my memories,
If I’m reborn, I’ll search for you again
Embrace not appearance, but the heart
On a full moon’s night, I found you
MONSTER

You get lost in a room with no doors (NO WAY)
Somebody’s watching, WHO?
The sound of footsteps slowly comes closer
(RUNAWAY) But you can’t move

(JUST ONE) This thrill (TWO) I can’t stop it
(THREE, FOUR & FIVE) I wanna scare you

But the truth is, I love you
Let’s stay side-by-side till morning appears

Let’s cry out for a 10,000 year love
If I’m reborn, I’ll search for you again
MONSTER

A little bit past 12…
In the moonlight in the dead of night…

I am awakened by your tears
I’ll take you away into this evening’s darkness

Even if I lose all of my memories,
If I’m reborn, I’ll search for you again
Embrace not appearance, but the heart
On a full moon’s night, I found you
MONSTER

MONSTER…

Berryz Koubou (Berryz工房)

Madayade

English translation

Youth is: you can’t stop
falling in love

Youth is: gushing feelings
seem unstoppable

Hey, he’s famous!
She’s rich and beautiful
They have enviable lives
Lives that look good to strangers

No more, I won’t complain
No more, I won’t worry

Your dreams are not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet!
In your 20s, in your 30s, not yet, not yet, not yet!
More, more! Hah hah hah hah!
Don’t give up! Hah hah hah hah!

Your hopes are not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet!
Big sister, big brother, not yet, not yet, not yet!
More, more! Hah hah hah hah!
Don’t give up! Hah hah hah hah pyo~n

Youth is: comparing and contrasting
with that girl’s boyfriend

Youth is: you want to lose weight
but it seems unstoppable

Hey, I’m worried about the news!
I don’t understand the hard parts
What people say on TV,
Is it really all true?

Yeah, I’ll receive
Yeah, with my antennae

Your dreams are not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet!
In your 40s, in your 50s, not yet, not yet, not yet!
More, more! Hah hah hah hah!
Don’t give up! Hah hah hah hah!

Your future is not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet!
Dad, Mom, not yet, not yet, not yet!
More, more! Hah hah hah hah!
Don’t give up! Hah hah hah hah pyo~n

Your dreams are not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet!
In your 60s, in your 70s, not yet, not yet, not yet!
More, more! Hah hah hah hah!
Don’t give up! Hah hah hah hah!

Your future is not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet!
Grandpa, Grandma, not yet, not yet, not yet!
More, more! Hah hah hah hah!
Don’t give up! Hah hah hah hah pyo~n

Reina Tanaka (田中れいな)of Morning Musume (モーニング。娘)

Heya to Y Shatsu to Watashi (部屋とYシャツと私)

English translation

I have a request. I’m going to take your name, so
If you really value me, I want you to listen carefully.
Even if you come home drunk, I’ll forgive your hangover for 2 days,
But on the third day, if you’re still messed up at night, don’t get scared and go to your parents’ house

Because the room and your dress shirts and myself, for you, my love,
I want to polish them every day.
Buy me clothes sometimes, for you, my love,
Make me beautiful.

Don’t lie to me, my woman’s intuition is sharp.
When you lie, your right eyebrow raises.
If you cheat on me, be careful of eating at home.
I’ll think carefully, and then I’ll have poison soup with you.

Because the room and your dress shirts and myself, for you, my love,
I want to polish them every day.
When our friends invite us to parties, for you, my love,
Let me go in style.

It seems like the earth moves when you snore and grind your teeth.
They remind me that I’m not alone at night anymore and I can relax, so I like them.
But make sure you don’t say another girl’s name in your sleep.
Call any girls you’re interested in by my name.

When your hair turns silver and you suddenly decide
to choose a life of adventure,
Talk to me about it first. If I’m with you,
I’ll go anywhere.

If I die first, tell me that you’ll die too.
I’ll hold those words in my heart
And go up to heaven,
After I check your right eyebrow.

Because the room and your dress shirts and myself, for you, my love,
I want to polish them every day.
On our special anniversaries, tell me that I’m beautiful.
Make me feel that way.